Can Jesus microwave a burrito?

It’s something I know you’ve been searching for the answer for your whole life. It’s certainly puzzled me, can the immaculately conceived son of a transcendent being who required obedience and was feared by his people operate a microwave oven to heat up Mexican food?

mexican jesus
Well according to Google it’s something a lot of us want to know. A great recent post on Mashable conducted a quick experiment on the suggested search feature by using fairly innocent words to see how Google suggests you complete the search. For example typing ‘when will’ results in a wide range of suggested searches including the rather morbid ‘when will I die,’ but also ‘when will twilight be released on DVD?’ A search on the UK version also throws up ‘when will Danielle tell Ronnie?’ Whoever they are.

If you’re stuck for something to do for a few minutes and fancy a giggle try some yourself. I tried’ what on earth’ and got suggested results of ‘what on earth is wrong with gravity?’ And ‘what on earth am I here for?’

Although my highlight thus far has been from ‘who will’ which throws up the brilliant ‘who will rid me of this turbulent priest?’ My thoughts exactly.


One Response to Can Jesus microwave a burrito?

  1. Shayla says:

    Alright y’all:
    Jesus AINT black nor mexican…
    Hes WHITE.

    So get it right.

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