Not the end

3 July, 2009

There’s been much muttering this week about the creeping commercialism of Twitter with the followers-for-hire and other hash-tag games, played by mean and heartless corporate villans to dupe unsuspecting Twitter users into propagating their brands.
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None of this is new. There have been folk figuring out new ways to subliminally coerce the masses on Twitter since the masses figured out how much fun 140 characters and a twitpic could be.  I know, I’ve met them – and very clever they are too.

If you use Twitter as I do, as a barometer of interest in a topic or theme, you’ll know just how much trivia and non-sense there is out there.  “The Man” has got to do an awful lot [more] to spoil this phenomenon.

Happy 4th of July folks.


In yesterday’s Metro…

3 July, 2009

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‘Girl gang ‘kills’ miget wrestlers’

‘Authorities say two midget wrestlers found dead in a hotel in Mexico City may have been fatally drugged by a gang of female robbers.’

Do I need to to say anything further about this?

Somebody at The Metro has obviously seen the potential for this story. Our good friend Mira at http://smallbizpr.wordpress.com/ has just drawn my attention to the fact that this story has got a full page today.

Bring on the apocalypse. I’m ready now.


So, Michael Jackon is dead…

1 July, 2009

So, Michael Jackson is dead.

Forgive me for reacting to Darren’s blog post so late. I have an excuse. I was at Glastonbury festival when they reported the news.

The manner in which I first heard of Michael Jackson’s death was thoroughly surreal; a thousand people were chanting ‘Eeeeeh heeee’,  Bo Selecta-stylee, throughout the field in which I was camped.

Far more surreal than this, was my ability to pursue this news and gather further information quickly and easily. Despite being in the middle of a field, I and everybody else had total, total access to the news media. I didn’t have access to a decent toilet or any way to wash, yet I had access to Twitter, BBC News and a printed newspaper.

Grubby, sweaty and smelly, I spent the following morning catching up with the news in the Guardian in The Tiny Tea Tent. I’m therefore proud to have combined five of modern Britain’s favourite pasttimes in one go: Drinking tea, sitting down, being at an open air festival, reading the weekend papers, and obsessing over trashy celebrity stories.

It’s well known that celebrities that die before their time have a way of shining up and looking less grubby; freed of all the dirt and intrigue that plagues them during life. I think this is true of Jacko, poor chap. The news media had to mention the alleged child abuse, of course. But few people would deny that Michael Jackson seems to have acquired at least a partial halo since his death.

And the man has never seemed so fascinating. I’ve already got hold of a copy of his greatest hits, and shall probably buy the first posthumous biography.

Y’know, it’s funny, but now that he’s gone, I think we’re all going to miss him. Whatever you might have thought of him, he was an amazing performer, and a true otherworldly, iconic, untouchable entertainer of the old school, like Liberace, Marylyn Monroe or Mark Bolan. In the words of The Bard, ‘we shall never again see his like’.


Nothing new to report – says every major news outlet

26 June, 2009

This image was doing the rounds on Twitter earlier (courtesy of Pictures for sad children ) and I think sums up the media coverage of Michael Jackson nicely.

This isn’t the place to debate the life and times of Michael Jackson and it’s sad to see such a musical icon pass away at the relatively young age of 50, but watching the news unfold has just been ridiculous.

We have a news channel on in the office and it’s been repeating the same news and lines all morning and I suspect it will continue to do so all day. Is nothing else happening today? I love the concept of 24 hour news channels but the problem is finding something new to say – at the moment I haven’t found out anything new since about 10 o’clock this morning. They recently dug out a pop-star for comment that hasn’t been around for years and was never that famous anyway. This is obviously the biggest story of the day but the idea of a 24 hour news channel is surely to report the news, not just one story on a loop. It’s still ‘breaking news’ for goodness sake.

Meanwhile 13 people have been killed in an explosion in Baghdad, not that it gets more than a mention an hour.


Cheers Clive!

19 June, 2009

I’ll be sad to see Personal Computer World stop publishing, it’s the end of an era and makes me feel very old.  I started work just as the PC boom kicked in, learned to code in assembler on an IBM-compatible Amstrad PC, worked for a major regional PC dealer, which then restructured as IBM lost its stranglehold on the enterprise PC market – and then fired pretty-much everyone.

Yes I remember 5.25inch floppys!

Yes I remember 5.25inch floppys!

The market evolved and the PC format surged on to become the ubiquitous platform we know now and couldn’t live without – and now I have more functionality in the iPhone in my pocket than any of the early machines could ever provide.

Anyway, best wishes to Clive Akass and anyone else directly affected by the demise of Personal Computer World.